Daria: "Excuse me?"
DeMartino: "Very good, Daria. Almost suspiciously good."
Demartino: "Son...Promise you'll come back and visit me someday, when you've got the Heisman Trophy and a chain of auto dealerships, and I'm saving up for a second pair of pants."
Demartino: "Aaahh...Brittany. Can you guess which war we fought against the Mexicans over Manifest Destiny?"
Helen: "Listen, is this going to require any parent-teacher conferences or anything...and if so, is this a sorta thing my assistant can handle?"
Daria: "Don't worry, I don't have low self esteem. It's a mistake. I have low esteem for everyone else."
Daria: "What do they talk to the boys about?"
Jane: "A classroom full of guys and a male teacher..."
Daria and Jane: "Nocturnal emissions."
Jane: "I like having low self esteem...It makes me feel special."
Daria: "I guess I'd like my whole family to do something together."
Daria: "Something that will really make them suffer."
Quinn: "How do you like to have a sister with a...a...thing."
Jane: "I just want to say how proud I am today. Knowing that I have self esteem gives me even more self esteem. On the other hand, having all of you know that I had low self esteem...makes me feel kinda bad...like a big failure or something."
Back to the DSA.