Episode 103 - "College Bored"

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Daria: "Actually, I may just skip college and stay home. It will save me the trouble of moving back in later."

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Jane: "I have someplace to go. Television counts as a place."

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Instructor: "When you get a multiple choice question, you can usually eliminate two of the answers right off."
Brittany: "Excuse me, Sir? Does that work with true/false?"

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Daria: "How come even in my fantasies everyone's a jerk?"

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Kevin: "Daria...what'd you get for number one?"
Daria: "The thing about who I really am?"
Kevin: "Yeah!"
Daria:"Try cross-dresser."
Kevin:"Thanks man, I owe you one!"

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Quinn: "You left out the best part."
Daria: "Getting a date with the instructor is only the best part to you."

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Jake: "Damnit! I'll kill you college scum!"

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Daria: "What I don't know I can fake. But cash only. I don't take checks from college students."

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Helen: "Why, you little bastard!"

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Mack: "Yeah...I'm looking forward to a great education. May I please have my money back now?"

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Jane: "Thrown out of college without enrolling first...I'm damn proud of you."

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