Kevin: "Tommy Sherman brought it home, bro! The State Championship! And now, he's coming back to Lawndale!"
Mack: "I know all about it. Jodie's giving a speech about the new goalpost. Remember?"
Kevin: "Oh yeah. Does she need any help with ideas about that, you know, from a quarterback's point of view?"
Mack: "Gee, I'll ask her, when there aren't any sharp objects around."
Jodie: "Good afternoon, students, factulty, and distinguished of Lawndale High. As a representave of the Student Council ........ any ideas?"
Daria: "It is my privilage today to once again send the message that learning is no substitute for winning....."
Jane: "...and it's not how hard you study, it's how hard you play FOOBAL!"
Trent laughs, then coughs.
Jane: "I don't like it when I say that people should die, and then they do. I don't want that kind of responsibility, at least not until I get a job in middle management."
(Daria teaches Sandi how to get over her cat's overdose.)
Back to the DSA.