Jake: "Yeah, I know! You see, I was trying to call the number for MoviePhone, and out of nowhere this woman comes on the line..."
Helen: "Jake...what are you talking about?"
Jake: "That's not the phone bill? What is that?"
Daria: Mom, if you're going to reminisce, I'm afraid that I'm going to have to call Social Services."
Daria: "I'll take the Vegas odds on that one."
Jeffy: "The greasy fry, it cannot lie. The truth is written on your thigh."
Daria: "Hold it...I think I feel a poem coming on. [belches] Sorry, false alarm."
Tiffany: "Messing with the mind can be so dangerous."
Jake: "Eyes upon the issues! Drugs! Peer Pressure! Is it a problem with your gang?"
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