Helen: "The Yeagers are coming for the weekend, and I CAN'T serve them storebought bread."
Daria: "Why not?"
Helen: ""I haven't seen them in 25 years, and let's just say they know a different Helen. A Helen famous for her oatmeal pumpkin seedloaf."
Daria: "And just what ave you done with this Helen?"
Quinn: "Daria, you can't leave me here with those, those... yuppies!"
Daria: "Yuppies are from the 80s."
Quinn: "So what do you call people in funny outfits who talk about peace and love and stuff?"
Trent: "Zappa digital, Zappa analog."
Jesse: "Sounds the same to me."
Trent: "Do you call yourself a musician?"
Jesse: "No, I call myself an interpreter of sound."
Jake: "Come on everyone, if we focus all our positive energy we can make the Pentagon rise off the ground. .....(Silence)....... Rise, dammit! (kicks building) Ow!"
Daria: "I guess they call it a flea market because it makes you want to flee."
Jane: "Why are you staring at my brother?"
Daria: "Selfless concern? I think he stopped breathing."
Jane: "Nah, he's entering a dormant stage. In about ten years he should emerge as a butterfly. ......(Silence)...... I guess you're gonna wait."
Daria: "I guess you gotta give them some credit. Civil rights, enviromentalism, the women's movements. People believed in stuff back then."
Trent: "I know. What's up with that?"
Jane: "You see, my theory is that our primitive hunting instinct has no outlet in modern society."
Jane: "So rather than stalking animals, we substitute it with the shopping experience. And hunt for objects."
Jane: "And then Jesse while we're asleep those objects come to life and plot their secret take over our civilization. April 1st, 2007. That's the day they make their move!"
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