Champions of Jocularity
  • "You know, Brittany, you might want to cut back on the Kitty Chow" -Lee
  • (Kevin's voice from inside the tiger) "HELP!!!! I was getting Brittany's pom pom out of here for her when my shoulder pads got stuck....help.....guys?? Anybody??" -Clinton McChesney
  • "Say, Brittany, is that your new boyfriend? He's a major improvement over Kevin!" -ZenithSkye
  • Upchuck: "And on your left you can see the mighty AfricanTiger, followed on your right by the North American Airhead." -Chris Turner
  • Jodie: "Gee, Brittany, I wish Mack was that protective of ME!" -Evan
  • Brittany: "Oh, you haven't met my kitty cat have you? He followed me home from a Siegfried & Roy show last week...and he's VERY playful, especially with people who smell like hamburgers."
    Jodie: "Mack, get me home NOW!!!!!!!" -Mr. Maddog
  • "Everybody's got their own special talent -- looks like Brittany's involves Play-Doh." -Sandra
  • Brittany:"And this is my tiger, he's like part of the family."
    Jodie: "Yes, the head is made of ceramic, and it appears to be hollow. I see the family resemblance." -Kristine
  • Brittany: "This is the tiger my father shot when he went hunting for the first time. Well, actually, my grandpa shot the tiger, while Dad was running after it. And, you know, Grandpa has never been a very good shot...so that's where that bullethole in Dad's forehead is from. And he's been a bit weird ever since."
    Mack: "So... When did you go hunting with your grandpa for the first time?" -Hedzer Westra (who says Daria's not that popular in the Netherlands!)

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