Champions of Jocularity

"Daria, I think I may know why you're being a malcontented youth- Did you buy these glasses from a display that said SEE THE WORLD THROUGH THE EYES OF TRENT REZNOR?"-The Game Warden Of Love Jane: "Daria, these glasses have no lenses in them." Daria: "Now you know the truth. I need to wear them because I can't deal with my natural beauty." -The Game Warden Of Love "Suddenly I feel bitter and cynical, yet at peace with my inner self." -Malinsky Daria: "Admit it, Jane: you feel smarter already..." -Summer Jane(in a French accent): "I look like a French fashion designer wearing these, non?" Daria: "Je ne pense pas. Fashion designers dress worse." -Hedzer Westra "Ok, I'll try on the...ARGH!! Reality has bunched up to jab through my eyes and ripped my brain apart!!!!! Aw, crap, you got one funked up perception of the world." -Mr. Maddog Jane: "HELP! Some dark evil force is taking over my body! Get these damn glasses off of me!" Daria: "Suddenly I feel happy... GIVE ME BACK MY GLASSES!" -Jane2

Special Section: The Caption That Made Me Feel Queasy For obvious reasons, I didn't post the e-mail of this person.

Jane- "Suddenly, I am beginning to find my own brother rather attractive."

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