- "For some reason, I have the sudden urge to eat a doughnut"
-Lee
- Pardon me, but are those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing? -Lady Guinevere
- "Listen up rookie...being that this is your first day out in the
field as a school crossing guard, I will be evalulating your performance.
And should you screw up and wind up as road kill, I will not be scraping
your worthless carcass off the pavement." -Mr.
Maddog
- Jane: So Daria, shall we strip search 'em?
Daria: You have a sick, demented mind. I guess you've hung around me a
little too long. -Jane2
- "Who knew that Brittany could be so.... entertaining?..... uh,
Daria.... where's my handcuffs?" -Sarah
- "Let's see... creating a public hazard, disturbing the peace...
hey, I think we can make Quinn a murderer if we try hard enough."
-MJP
- Jane: Isn't amazing how this cap just balances on my 2-D head?
Daria: Is this another flat joke? -Joe
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