- Quinn: Ahh, my champion spies. What have you come to report from the
netherworld?
Mirror 1: I found that your best fashion option is that thing you always
wea-- I mean, what you're wearing now, oh exalted one.
Mirror 2: I found that Jennifer is dating Mitch Berry.
Quinn: That GEEK! Ewwwww!
Mirror 3: I found that today will be partly cloudy with a 41% chance of
rain.
(The others stare at mirror 3)
Mirror 3: Like, what? -Bobby
- Quinn: Who needs all those other people, the stupid idiots!! You three
are my only friends who know how beautiful I really am... -Mr.
Maddog
- Quinn: I just can't decide which mirror has a better me in it!-Jane2
- Quinn: Mirrors, mirrors, on the wall, who's the fairest in the mall?
-Janet
- Quinn: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who has the bounciest hair of all?
-Justin
- Quinn: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most fashionable of all?
And if it is not myself, give some tips and fashion help.
Mirror: Well... Actually... Ugh. The current fashion changed 180 degrees
last night, when a famous fashion designer, Ecasrev, came out of the closet.
So now, orange shirts, green jackets, black skirts, and black combat boots
are in fashion...
Quinn: 180 degrees... That's how much of a square?... Wait a minute...
That would be just like... AAAAAUGH!!! [runs off]
[The chest next to the place where Quinn was, slowly opens, and Daria steps
out.]
Daria: [Aside] I wonder if that's how a coffin feels like. Well, in a coffin
you can't embarrass and humiliate Quinn, and get money at the same time.
Quinn: [yells, from off screen] Daria! Daria! I need to borrow something
from you!
[Cut to Daria's Room. Daria and Jane are sitting on the bed.]
Jane: I still think it's not fair to charge her $10 per article of clothing
per day.
Daria: Twenty.
Jane: Each boot counts as an article.
[Enter Quinn...] -Pavel
- Quinn: I think I'm a clone now... -Corn6208
- Quinn: "This is the Quinn Morgendorffer Fashion Show!" Yeah,
I really should be on TV I'm pretty, I'm perky, and I even have a face
for television!
Daria: (Standing at the door) Actually, you have more of a face for radio...
Quinn: Wha...GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!! -Mr.
Maddog
- Quinn: Gee, I wish there really were four of me. Then I could go out
with four guys at once!! -CKKSMHSM
- Quinn: I must, I must, I must increase my bust! The bigger the better,
the tighter the sweater, the better the boys like us! I must, I must, I
must increase my bust! -Lady Guinevere
- Quinn: Who needs the fashion club when I have three most important
friends that I'll ever need: Me, Myself, and I. -apsmit01
- Mirrors: Crrrraccccccckkkkkkk! -MJP
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